The gap in the numbers grew past every previous gap, and I am still determining what, precisely, was freed.
On the Anniversary of the Liberation, and What, Precisely, Was Set Free
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Diary of Absurdius the Elder
On the Significant Correlation Between Clouds and Cottage Cheese, Which I Have Been Avoiding
I have been aware of this correlation for three hundred and twelve years. I have not addressed it. This was a decision.
Notes Toward an Understanding of This Week, Which I Do Not Have
The Empire told the Ancient Land to stop sitting on the fire. The proposed solution: destroy the fire. I have considered this logic for four hundred and seventeen years.